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Local Webbed Avian Clogs Agate and 15th Intersection
Posted by: Webmaster | Oct. 27, 2004

EUGENE, ORE. — Commuters faced severe delays near campus this morning after a stubborn mallard established staunch squatters' rights in the northbound lane of Agate Street, just north of 15th Avenue adjacent to Hamilton Hall. Police eventually coaxed the bird away with a piece of sourdough.

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Weather Alert: Rain Recorded in Famously Dry Autzen Stadium
Posted by: WeatherDesk | Dec. 11, 2004

SPRINGFIELD, ORE. — KLCC meteorologists confirmed today what every faithful Oregonian already knew: it always rains in Autzen Stadium. Chief Forecaster Charles Deets said it's safe to assume rain will continue "through the next several fiscal quarters."

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Saturday Market Vendor Debuts Revolutionary Hemp Hackysack
Posted by: PatchouliPete | October 21, 2004

EUGENE, ORE. — At the Saturday Market downtown, local artisan Brant Worth unveiled a hand-woven organic hemp hackysack infused with numerous essential oils. Board certified acupuncturist Dr. Sen Wang, an early tester of the sack, claims it improves foot-stall duration by up to 12%.

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